- Casey Jones: So... I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back? Doing what? To who?
- 1988 Michelangelo: All I know is we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for your stupid Shredder.
- Raphael: OUR Shredder? YOUR Shredder started this whole "stupid mess" with his stupid Technodrome in the stupid first place!
- 1988 Raphael: Yeah, but your Shredder's like totally psycho-evil.
- 1988 Donatello: Ours is just decaf.
- 1988 Leonardo: Yeah. He won't keep you up at night.
- Casey Jones: ...Your doubles ain't exactly playing with a full deck, are they?
- Michelangelo: And they're really annoying.
- Casey Jones: Gotcha. Up to speed now.
- Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us from other worlds... I don't see it.
- Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-coloured headbands?
- Mirage Raphael: Heh, sellouts.
- Raphael: Uh, well...
- [points at the 87' Turtles]
- Raphael: Check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.
- Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!
- Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right?
- [Mirage Raphael pins Raphael's arm behind his back and kicks him]
- Raphael: OW! Geez, what a hardcase.
- [the 88' Turtles grin at Raphael]
- Raphael: What?
- Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987, Leonardo 1987: Nothing.
- The Shredder: How goes the repairs, Karai?
- Karai: Very good, father. The technology of Dimension X is ridiculous. But once revised with Utrom science, it will prove devastating.
- The Shredder: Yes... the two merge well together. This new body is proof of that.
- Karai: And more proof: Their robotic Foot Soldiers. Clumsy, weak, almost... cartoonish. But now with the proper modifications... lethal. Our human troops have also been upgraded. By analyzing the mutegen that infected Hun, we have successfully engineered our own mutant army.
- The Shredder: Soon, I will bring this world to it's knees! And then...
- Shredder 1987: [chasing after some foot solders] Stop! Come back here with my command chair! That's an order!
- The Shredder: ...And then perhaps the world of my "worthless" counterpart.
- Michelangelo: Time to hit the sewers, my brothers!
- Donatello 1987: [87' Michelangelo tries to lift up a manhole cover, struggling] These things are a lot heavier in your dimension!
- Raphael: Out of the way, tubby. Alright, everybody into the pool.
- Donatello 1987: Whew, your sewers really stink!
- Donatello: Umm, you don't have any nostrils.
- Donatello 1987: Touché.
- Michelangelo 1987: Hey, what about the Technodrome?
- Raphael: That crate moves about as fast as you guys. We'll catch up to it.
- [Watching the 1988 turtles save April in their dimension]
- Raphael: Was that a mutant... banana?
- Michelangelo: This dimension is seriously messes up!
- Hun: You're going to pay for what you've done to me!
- 1988 Raphael: [breaks the fourth wall] Some people just can't handle change.
- [shrugs to the camera]
- 1988 Raphael: [Hun glares and squints in the direction that 1988 Raph is talking to]
- Hun: [picks up 1988 Raph and begins to violently shake him] Why do you keep doing that? Who are you talking to? There's no one there!
- Shredder 1987: Argh! Blasted turtles!
- Krang: Shredder! You bungling idiot!
- Shredder 1987: I'm in the middle of something here, Krang!
- Krang: First, you get us stuck here in this infernal dimension, and now you struggle to defeat this primitive creatures? If my troops from Dimension X were here...
- Shredder 1987: Oh, quit nagging about Dimension X. We're having enough trouble in this dimension. Can't you see there are eight turtles now?... Wait... That's it! Of course, if this dimension has it's own version of the turtles, perhaps it has it's own Shredder as well!
- Krang: Oooh, and maybe even it's own Krang!
- Leonardo: Hun mentioned the one "true" Shredder.
- Raphael: And you know what that means.
- Michelangelo: Our little alien Utrom is back.
- Raphael 1987: Utrom Shredder? Sounds swedish!
- [the 87' Turtles all laugh]
- Michelangelo: Stop it, stop it, stop it! Can't you guys be serious about anything?
- Leonardo 1987: They're right, this is serious. I say we head to our lair, pick up our anti-Technodrome gear and go put it to good use. But first, we've got to save April!
- Shredder 1987: [Typing at the Technodrome computer] Hmm... nothing comes up for "Krang" in this dimension.
- Krang: What?
- Shredder 1987: But Shredder on the other hand...
- [the screen displays footage of The Shredder]
- Shredder 1987: There he is, and he is MAGNIFICENT! What strength, what power! Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this! So unlike the sniveling, idiots that I've been forced to suffer.
- Krang: ...I'm right here. I CAN HEAR YOU!
- [burps]
- Shredder 1987: Now, to find him. Hmm... strange, he's off world. No matter. I will use the matter transporter to beam him to us directly.
- [the portal blasts out an object into the Technodrome]
- Shredder 1987: This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of mighty Shredder and his...
- [Shredder stares as Ch'rell appears, frozen in a block of ice]
- Shredder 1987: ...pink slug? Ooh... I wanted a super sinister ally!
- Krang: Oh, I dunno, he looks alright to me.
- Krang: [Banging on the Dimension Portal room door] You're not the only one who needs to use Trans-Dimensional Portal, you know? Open up! What are you doing in there anyway?
- [Karai knocks over Krang, pulling him out of his exosuit]
- Krang: My body!
- Karai: Insolent slug! The Shredder's business is his and his alone! Do not seek to interrupt him again.
- [the Shredder groans, holding his head as he exits]
- Karai: Father, what is it? What's wrong? What did you see in there?
- The Shredder: Turtles, Karai. Ninja... turtles! I must have them. Both teams, at once!
- Shredder 1987: Yes, revenge at last! I knew you'd come through! Together we can crush the tur...
- [the Shredder smacks the 87' Shredder away]
- The Shredder: Hun! Tonight, you hunt. Find those who did this to you, and bring them to me.
- Hun: It will be done, Master.
- Donatello 1987: Okay guys, here's everything we'll need to take down the Technodrome. Exploding throwing stars, Anti-Technodrome roller skates, SPF 1000 sunblock.
- Raphael 1987: And I've got the pizzas! We're good to go!
- Leonardo: ...You're joking, right?
- Raphael: We came all the way to "Wacky World" for this junk?
- Krang: I did everything exactly right! It should had worked! It should be alive.
- Krang: You botched it! You botched it!
- 1988 Shredder: [Shredder tackles Krang, trying to strangle him] You forget who you talk to you wimpering worm! I am the Shredder!
- Krang: I know who you are. Let go!
- Ch'rell: What fools are these? So weary of life...
- Krang, 1988 Shredder: [Shredder and Krang stop fighting] ... Wha?
- Ch'rell: ...That they take the name of the Shredder... MY name... in vain!
- Mirage Leonardo: Shredder!
- The Shredder: You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Acureds, the one TRUE Shredder! I am a destroyer of worlds, and I fear no one!
- Raphael: So what's with the new look gruesome?
- Hun: That mutagen turned me into the last thing I touched! MUTANT TURTLE FLITH!
- 1988 Raphael: [Breaks fourth wall] That's not true, we shower regulary
- [Hun gets confused and yells]
- Mirage Leonardo: Alright, let's go stop your Shredder. You're saying he's using a "Technodrome"?
- Donatello 1987: Yep, but don't worry. We've created a sophisticated device that will be able to track the Technodrome, no matter where...
- Mirage Leonardo: Is that it?
- [Mirage Leonardo points to the Technodrome in the distance blasting away at the city]
- Donatello: Yep, that would be it.
- Mirage Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. huh, now let's go do something about it.
- The Shredder: Hun, my old friend.
- Hun: You...
- The Shredder: Having a bad day?
- Hun: Look at what they've done to me. Accursed turtles!
- The Shredder: Perhaps we have common cause once again, you and I. Yes?
- Hun: ...Yes... Master.
- The Shredder: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Did they really believe their military could stop this Technodrome? Fools!
- Shredder 1987: [to Krang] He's quite good.
- Krang: Shh! I don't wanna miss anything!
- The Shredder: My onslaught has only just begun!
- Leonardo: You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious.
- Donatello: Lethal.
- Michelangelo: Competent!
- Raphael: We go in, no saying if we come out.
- [the 87' Turtles nervously look at each other]
- Leonardo 1987: Let's do this.
- Leonardo: Today, we're more then allies. We're brothers.
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Go green machine!
- Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael: It's ninja time!
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!
- Raphael: Grr, annoying power.
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!
- Raphael: Move it, half-shell!
- Michelangelo 1987: Quit shoving!
- Karai: I am called Karai! I am "his" daughter.
- Shredder 1987: [to Krang] Not much of a family resemblance.
- Karai: [Karai kicks the 87' Shredder away] Will you be a nuisance as well?
- Krang: Never, charming lady.
- Karai: I have gone to great lengths to keep vigil over my father. But, today, he vanished from my monitoring systems. When I was able to relocate him, he was here. How is this so?
- Shredder 1987: Ahh! The m-m-m-matter-transporter... We beamed him here.
- Karai: This technology is now property of The Foot. With it, I will restore my father, the one true Shredder, to glory!
- Shredder 1987: One "TRUE"? Now, wait jus...
- [Karai knocks away the 87' Shredder again]
- Krang: Another fine mess you've gotten us into...
- Shredder 1987: Oh, Shut up!
- Mirage Leonardo: We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard, and fade away into the night.
- Raphael: You plan on doing us in, there's gotta be an easier way!
- The Shredder: Oh, you shall perish, but not yet. You see, like you, I recently learned that ours is but a single dimension in a multiverse of dimensions. Intrigued, I used this very portal to survey them all. Which is when I made a startling, horrible discovery. There are not simple eight of you, but SCORES OF YOU! Behold, a multiverse of accursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
- [the Portal displays large images of multiple Turtle dimensions]
- 1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: AWESOME!
- The Shredder: Destroying the eight of you would accomplish nothing! So long as ninja turtles exist somewhere in the multiverse, they will interfere in the plans of The Shredder. Our epic battle is never going to end unless I put an end to turtles... FOREVER!
- Splinter: Even a creature as power-mad as you, cannot believe he has the ability to subvert the entire multiverse!
- The Shredder: Let us put that to a test, vermin! It seems like branches hanging off a single tree, each of these dimensions sprang from a common source. Destroy the source, and you would set off a chain reaction that would destroy ninja turtles everywhere, forever more! And so, you are being scanned. Broken down, for the sole purpose of discovering your "source" DNA. Two turtle teams from two turtle worlds. Different in so many ways, but deep down there are similarities. And those similarities will point the path to the source dimension: Turtle Prime!
- [Bebop, Rocksteady and the robot Foot Soldiers charge the turtles]
- Leonardo: Uh... so, how do you guys normally handle these situations?
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!
- [Rush off to battle]
- Michelangelo: Don't ya just love these guys? Cowabunga!
- Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Cowabunga!
- Raphael: Geez, it's like having five Mikey's now!
- April O'Neil 1987: Boy, when you guys are out of town, the threats on my life sure do pile up!
- [Notices the 2003 Turtles]
- April O'Neil 1987: They're eight of you now! Holy scoop!
- Donatello: Wait, you're April? Um... what's with the yellow jumpsuit? Do you work at a car-wash in this dimension?
- April O'Neil 1987: I'm a reporter, April O'Neil. And you're my ticket to a Peabody!
- [pulls out a video camera]
- Leonardo 1987: Sorry April, no time for an exclusive. We've got to get these guys to the lair.
- The Shredder: Yes, come to me, turtles.
- Shredder 1987: What the devil are you waiting for? They're right in your crosshairs!
- Krang: Destroy them already!
- [the Shredder smacks them both away]
- The Shredder: Restrain these buffoons!
- Rocksteady: Sorry, boss.
- [Bebop and Rocksteady grab Shredder and Krang, retraining them in cuffs]
- Shredder 1987: Unhand me!
- Krang: You'll hear from my Trans-Dimensional attorneys!
- 1988 Shredder: You traitors! You nincompoops! Ding-dongs! Chuckle-puffs! Dip-skulls!
- Rocksteady: Aw, we said we was sorry, boss.
- 1988 Shredder: Bah!
- Bebop: Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us amusing, is all.
- Krang: Then, may he also find you as useful as we always have.
- Michelangelo: Come on, Raph. Lighten up. Our cowabunga cousins aren't so bad. Right, guys?
- 1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: [Tackling Michelangelo] Wet Willie!
- Michelangelo: You got me!
- [laughs]
- Raphael: Not bad? They're clowns, not ninjas!
- 1988 Leonardo, 1988 Michelangelo, 1988 Donatello, 1988 Raphael: Oh yeah?
- Raphael: Yeah!
- Splinter: Enough! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him. You are ninja, all of you. And, all are welcome here. Do not embarrass your sensei.
- 1988 Donatello: He may not look exactly like our Splinter, but he sure sounds like him.
- Raphael: Yeah, uh, sorry about the 'clown' crack.
- Mirage Donatello: I'm gonna miss those wannabes.
- Mirage Michelangelo: Yeah, I kinda dug the initials on the belt buckles.
- Mirage Raphael: [scoff] You would. I could go for a slice though.
- Mirage Leonardo: There's that place on Bleeker.
- Karai: Your unreasoning hatred of the turtles had blinded you to the truth, father. Your actions could destroy us all!
- Donatello: Karai's right! Whatever you're doing, you've already wiped out our entire world!
- The Shredder: Fool! I care nothing for the universe I left behind! I will not stop until...
- [Mirage Raphael dropkicks The Shredder off the building]
- Mirage Raphael: Less talk, more action.
- The Shredder: Let us finish this, once and for all. I cam to this dimension to destroy turtles. The more... the merrier! Now come! Come and face your doom!
- The Shredder: [Starting to fade from existence] ... What is happening to me?
- Karai: Father, stop! Please! Can you not see? Whatever it is you have done to destroy them, you do it to all of us as well! Our fates are linked to theirs!
- The Shredder: No! This cannot be!
- Karai: Father, I don't want to lose you again! Destroy them, and you will destroy yourself! I beg you... stop.
- The Shredder: ...No! I am The Shredder! Slayer of Ninja Turtles! If destroying them means the end of everything, THEN SO BE IT!