The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
The Brown Knight (2010)
Sanaa Lathan: Donna Tubbs
Quotes
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Donna Tubbs : Look, Cleveland. I was born with my dial set to eight, but life cranked it up to ten. That's what happens when you're a single mom as long as I was and there's no dialing me down now.
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Donna Tubbs : You're doing Roberta's laundry? Rallo, I don't know what's going on, but I suspect Roberta is playing you.
Rallo Tubbs : Don't you talk that way about my sister. She's dying, Mama.
Donna Tubbs : What? What makes you say that?
Rallo Tubbs : I found her soiled bandages. The maxi pads.
Donna Tubbs : Maxi?
[laughs]
Donna Tubbs : Oh, Rallo. Oh, I'm sending this one in to "Parade" magazine.
Rallo Tubbs : Oh, I'm glad you find it so delightful. Your daughter's not long for this Earth, woman.
Donna Tubbs : Rallo, sit. How do I put this? Once a month, a woman bleeds uncontrollably.
Rallo Tubbs : From where?
Donna Tubbs : From her...
[whistles]
Rallo Tubbs : Oh.
[runs away screaming]
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Cleveland Brown : So, Donna, how does it feel to be married to a joke? And not a good joke, but a bad joke like that one I heard on "Saturday Night Live" that one time.
Donna Tubbs : Oh, I won't have my man comparing himself to anything on NBC.