Psych (TV Series)
Death Is in the Air (2010)
Judd Nelson: Dr. Steven Reidman
Quotes
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Juliet O'Hara : Dr. Reidman is the foremost Thornburg authority, not only in the state but in all seven continents. He's here to help us.
Shawn Spencer : Is he, Jules? No offense, "Doctor," there's a lot of freaky-deaky stuff going on here and how can we be sure you're a legit M.D.?
Dr. Steven Reidman : Well, for starters, I carry one of these in my pocket
[pulls out stethoscope]
Shawn Spencer : He's legit.
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Dr. Steven Reidman : Excuse me, you say you divined this psychically?
Shawn Spencer : That's right.
Dr. Steven Reidman : Fascinating. If you should pass away, I would love to dissect your temporal lobe.
Shawn Spencer : Sure. I can't possibly see why not, but I'm hoping you get us all through this thing alive.
Dr. Steven Reidman : Yes, in that case, I would love to get my hands on a sample of your DNA.
Shawn Spencer : Weird. Uncomfortable. Consider it done.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You know, I'm actually the brains of this operation so you might wanna get mine.
Dr. Steven Reidman : I could care less about your secretions. However, I would love to get my craniometer around that giant Raisinette of yours or is it a Goober? Possibly a Milk Ball.
Shawn Spencer : I'd say Milk Ball. It's Milk Ball.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : You refer to the virus in the feminine tense?
Dr. Steven Reidman : Indeed, if you knew her as I do, there's no mistaking her for anything other than a she.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That doesn't make any sense.
Dr. Steven Reidman : Neither do women.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [Nods] I hear that.