Psych (TV Series)

A Very Juliet Episode (2010)

Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara

Quotes 

• Juliet O'Hara : Gus, what are you doing?

  Burton Guster : I-I'm a sympathetic crier.

  Juliet O'Hara : I'm not crying.

• Burton Guster : I will handle this in perfect stealth mode. You might not know this, but I'm known as the Vault of Secrets.

  Juliet O'Hara : No, no, I didn't know that.

• Juliet O'Hara : [on reconnecting with Scott]  I feel like that scene in "Grease".

  Carlton Lassiter : After the bonfire? When Sandy sprung on Danny when he least expects it?

  [long pause] 

  Carlton Lassiter : What? I can't see movies, too?

  Juliet O'Hara : That is spot on. With scary precision.

• Juliet O'Hara : He had this connection through his late grandfather's office, with the mayor, and he actually got us Super Bowl tickets! Thirty-five yard line!

  Shawn Spencer : Super bow...

  [Shawn sees Gus and Lassiter hiding behind a tree, spying on them] 

  Juliet O'Hara : It was the most exciting night of my life.

  Shawn Spencer : [smiling, but pointed]  Get out of here! You *and* your black friend! Get out of here!

• Carlton Lassiter : Here's the thing, O'Hara: You haven't seen this guy in, like, seven years. You're both entirely different people. The only way you'll know anything is if you get to know each other again. Everything else is pure speculation. It's like... like wondering what would have happened if Kenickie had driven down Thunder Road.

  Juliet O'Hara : Are we still on "Grease"?

  Carlton Lassiter : We never weren't.

• Carlton Lassiter : I want you to know, you have my blessing.

  Juliet O'Hara : For what?

  Carlton Lassiter : To consumate your relationship with Scott.

  Juliet O'Hara : Whoa, Carlton!

  Carlton Lassiter : I just meant that, should this thing work out, this guy's okay in my book. Look, I dont get to be a confidant all that often - ever, for anybody, because people don't really talk to me. So I... I wanted to give this careful consideration. And, after a thorough background check and an unauthorized blood test, I get what you see in this guy.

• Shawn Spencer : You like tall men and fat animals.

  Juliet O'Hara : Yes. Yes, I do.

• Karen Vick : I don't mean to sound like a hard-ass...

  Juliet O'Hara : You didn't.

  Karen Vick : I did.

  Juliet O'Hara : I didn't get that at all.

  Karen Vick : Well, actually, I was *trying* to sound like a hard-ass.

  Juliet O'Hara : Mission accomplished!

• Juliet O'Hara : I got egg noodles and ketchup.