Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Looks like we've got a Mexican standoff, Kremensky.
Krenshaw : How is this a Mexican standoff?
Agent Lana Kane : Dumbass.
Krenshaw : I don't care if you shoot her.
Cyril Figgis : I do.
Krenshaw : But what if I shoot *her*, mama's boy?
Malory Archer : Sterling.
Krenshaw : Yes, picture her dead in the gutter...
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Krenshaw : ...and what your pathetic life will be like without old mommy dearest.
Agent Lana Kane : Jesus Christ!
Malory Archer : What?
Cyril Figgis : What is it?
Agent Lana Kane : He's got an erection!
Malory Archer : What?
Krenshaw : What the hell is wrong with you people?
[pushes Malory away, and gets shot]
Sterling Archer : Nothing. You on the other hand -
[Malory hits him with her purse]
Sterling Archer : ow! OW!
Malory Archer : An erection?
Sterling Archer : Hey! What's in there - buckles?
Malory Archer : The thought of me dead give you an erection?
Sterling Archer : No, just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean, not... ugh.
[Malory sighs]
Sterling Archer : Johnny Bench called.
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[first lines]
Krenshaw : Sterling Archer. Code name Duchess. Known from Berlin to Bangkok as the world's most dangerous spy.