Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Table Read (2009)

Michael Richards: Michael Richards

Quotes 

• Michael Richards : So Duberstein, that's a Jewish name right?

  Leon : Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews.

  Michael Richards : And you were Bar Mitzvahed?

  Leon : Oh yeah, three times! The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City.

  Michael Richards : But I thought you only got Bar Mitzvahed once, you know, when you're 13 years old.

  Leon : No, No, No-No, You misunderstood, it's once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzva! So the Mitzvas are kinda full. Capacity! At full mitzva capacity!

  Michael Richards : So, tell me about the groats?

  Leon : Well... Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply. If I'm fucking 6 women 3 times a day, 7 days a week, how many times per week am I fucking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out.

  Michael Richards : whew, that's some weird stuff.

  Leon : You tellin' me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things - -that's math and fucking.