The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Guitarist Amplification (2009)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Let me ask you something: do you think it's okay for Penny to have an ex-boyfriend sleep on her couch?
Howard Wolowitz : No, I mean she's obviously way out of line...
Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.
Howard Wolowitz : But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning, and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.
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Debbie Wolowitz : Howard, answer the door! I'm busy!
Howard Wolowitz : I'm busy too! You answer it!
Debbie Wolowitz : I can't! I'm on the toilet!
Howard Wolowitz : God's sake, I don't need to hear that! Can't you just say, "I 'm busy?"
Debbie Wolowitz : I said, "I'm busy," but that wasn't good enough for you!
Howard Wolowitz : I hope it's one of those home invasion deals and they shoot me in the head.
Debbie Wolowitz : Well, if it's a home invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!