The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Ladies' Night (2009)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Nobody needs to see Delta Burke's anus.

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Hey, fellas. Check out my new campaign poster. My slogan is: "What can Brown do for you?"

  Rallo Tubbs : You should change that slogan to: "Yes, we canned ham."

• Cleveland Brown : You've been lying to me, Donna. Who were those women you were with at the river?

  Donna Tubbs : They're my single friends. They have this group where they talk trash about men while desperately trying to find one and if they found out I got married, they wouldn't want me around.

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, God forbid you get kicked out of the man-hating bitch group.

  Donna Tubbs : How dare you call them bitches? You're the one acting like a bitch.

• [Floating in inner tubes lazily down a peaceful perfectly quiet river] 

  Cleveland Brown : [Calls out]  Junior, get me a beer!

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : What?

  [Cleveland squirts the side of his head with a powerful Super Soaker] 

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Ahhhhh!

  Cleveland Brown : Did that wash the crap out of your ears? I said get me a beer!