- Mike Heck: Thanks for the backup, pal.
- Frankie Heck: Listen, there are all different kinds of backup, Mike. Like when you partner loses his mind and you gotta knock some freaking sense into him. Remember the time you grew the Tom Selleck mustache and I had to shave it off in your sleep? Backup!
- Frankie Heck: [about the dog costume] Pretty warm in there, huh?
- Owen Ehlert: Oh, uh. The heat's not that bad, the stench is what's hard to take. It smells like a rotting carcass shoved up the butt of a rotting carcass.
- Frankie Heck: So... pretty unpleasant, I'm guessing.
- Owen Ehlert: On the plus side the legs are stiff from dried sweat, so you can black out in here and Bam! you're still standing.