American Dad! (TV Series)

Man in the Moonbounce (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : When I turned 14, I took fiduciary responsibility for my mothers 401K. We discussed over Italian food. I had my first espresso, it kept me up all night. I fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down. Pretty good birthday.

• Stan Smith : I'm upstairs trying to do our taxes and Steve's abusing the hose.

  Francine Smith : Oh, that's embarrassing. Did you walk in on him?

  Stan Smith : What?

  Francine Smith : You caught him playing with himself?

  Stan Smith : Damn it, woman! You always jump to that.

• Steve Smith : We're doing an outer space party. We're gonna have our faces painted like aliens and everything.

  Roger the Alien : Oh, white people in alien face? Running around going, "Beep boop bop." This what you do when there's no alien in the room? How would you feel if I made fun of you? "Oh, uh, I'm human. I'm from planet Earth. I think I'm coming down with a cold." Hurts, don't it?

• Roger the Alien : You know I have a thing where I have to eat any food I find.

• Roger the Alien : Stan, you skipped the milestones of youth. That's why you can't get out of here. Your inner child is putting his foot down.

  Stan Smith : I don't know. That sounds like mumbo jumbo.

  Roger the Alien : It is. Dr. Mumbo Jumbo was my mentor at the People's Hospital in Cameroon.

• Roger the Alien : [to Stan]  You just need a little dose of fun. Go out and act like a kid. Wipe your nose on your sleeve, eat Cheerios out of a Baggie, touch a urinal, then touch your face.

  Stan Smith : Yeah, okay.

  Roger the Alien : Ride the back of a dog and pretend it's a pony, get an ear infection...

  Stan Smith : All right. I understand, Roger.

  Roger the Alien : Spit on a jellyfish, get a stuffed rabbit and name it Rabbit-O, touch penises with a neighbor boy.