"Parks and Recreation" Ron and Tammy (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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Quotes 

  • Leslie Knope : I knew that you had two ex-wives named Tammy. So I was hoping that there was one that you got along with.

    Ron Swanson : No. I hate them both.

    [to camera] 

    Ron Swanson : On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to Hell one last time. Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

  • Ron Swanson : To exes.

    [Raises glass in toast] 

    Ron Swanson : May they always stay that way.

    [Contemplates glass] 

    Ron Swanson : Tammy is a mean person.

    Leslie Knope : Come on, Ron. You can do better than that.

    Ron Swanson : She's a grade-A bitch.

    Leslie Knope : There you go.

    Ron Swanson : Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst thing about her?

    Leslie Knope : She works for the library.

  • Leslie Knope : Does she have any weaknesses?

    Ron Swanson : No.

    Leslie Knope : What do you mean, "no"? Everybody has a weakness.

    Ron Swanson : Not machines. I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.

  • Leslie Knope : I want it to be a perfect park with a state-of-the-art swing set and basketball courts, and off to the side a lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play.

    Tammy Swanson : Wow. If I'd had a park like that when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.

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