Community (TV Series)
Home Economics (2009)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : You need to move on with your life.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, move on with my life? Shmove shmon shmith shmy shmife.
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Britta Perry : I was wrong, okay? Material possessions are important. Think how much happier the Jeffersons were than that family on "Good Times".
Jeff Winger : Yeah, but they had good times.
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Jeff Winger : You are way out of your element here, aren't you?
Britta Perry : Yes, and I do not believe a single word I am saying... for me. But for you? Maybe you're one of those rare people with nothing underneath the surface. Maybe if you put stain remover on a turd, you don't get a diamond. You just get a turd with less direction in life.
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Britta Perry : [Walking out of Abed's dorm-room] Excuse me, I have a future murder victim to visit.
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Shirley Bennett : Oh, they're pretty good. This isn't weird for you?
Britta Perry : No. Just wanna show Vaughn some support to help smooth things over.
Vaughn : [singing] Saying goodbye to Britta was the hardest thing to do / But when someone's a bitch and a liar / There ain't nothing left to woo / I'm getting rid of Britta / What am I doing? / I'm getting rid of the B
Pierce Hawthorne : [singing] She's a no-good B
Vaughn : [singing] I'm getting rid of Britta / I'm getting rid of the B
Pierce Hawthorne : [singing] She's a GDB
Vaughn : Take it, Pierce.
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Britta Perry : Hey. Wow. You guys are really dorming it up in here, huh?
Jeff Winger : Yeah. In the last two days, I've spent a quarter.
Abed Nadir : We're having the time of our lives.
Britta Perry : See? Who needs platinum faucets? Do you guys even have faucets in here?
Jeff Winger : There's a communal bathroom down the hallway. It actually helped me come to terms with losing my condo. You don't sit on a toilet like that until you've left the material world behind.
Jeff Winger , Abed Nadir : Pavel!
Pavel : Hey, bros.
Jeff Winger : This is Pavel. He lives next door. He's from Poland.
Abed Nadir : [speaks in polish] Czesc kolega, to jest Britta.
Pavel : Britta!
[singing]
Pavel : I'm getting rid of Britta / Getting rid of the B
Britta Perry : Excuse me. I have a future murder victim to visit.
Jeff Winger : Cool.
Abed Nadir : Cool.
Jeff Winger : Cool, cool, cool.
Pavel : Sorry?
Abed Nadir : [speaks in polish] siadaj
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Britta Perry : You guys weren't in Spanish class.
Jeff Winger : Knight Rider marathon.
Abed Nadir : The shadowy flight into the world of a man who does not exist. Britta, may I have a word?
Jeff Winger : Has this always been here?
Abed Nadir : You need to take Jeff back.
Britta Perry : Mmm. Never had him, don't want him, especially now. He's got a real Phil Spector vibe going.
Abed Nadir : He's like E.T. He crashed in my place and we're friends now, which is great for me, but bad for him. He needs to get back.
Britta Perry : What am I supposed to do?
Abed Nadir : Use your lady parts.
Britta Perry : Abed!
Abed Nadir : Don't be naive, Britta. The charge between you two is keeping him going. Tell him you'll make love to him if he takes a shower and finds a nice place to live.
Jeff Winger : I'm heading back. Pavel's making bobka.
Abed Nadir : Do it, Britta. Seduce him. Draw the tapeworm of Jeff's old self out with the bowl of milk that is your sexuality.
Britta Perry : No.
Abed Nadir : Then say goodbye to E.T.
Jeff Winger : [at vending machine] Abed, it's open.
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Britta Perry : Downgrading your lifestyle is your chance to grow as a person. Maybe even become one. You know, the less you have, the more you can be.
