How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Bagpipes (2009)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Are they still bagpiping? How long has it been?

  Ted Mosby : They've been at it for six hours It must be that tantric bagpiping Sting is into.

  Robin Scherbatsky : And she keeps telling him to bagpipe her harder. It seems to me he's bagpiping her pretty hard. There's a glass of water in my bedroom, and it's like Jurassic Park in there.

  Ted Mosby : Hey, up there! You have neighbor! Shut the bagpipe up!

• Barney Stinson : Isn't it great to finally see her fulfilled emotionally, spiritually and sexually?

  Ted Mosby : Um, I dated her for a year...

  Barney Stinson : Yeah...

• Ted Mosby : I see what's going on. You, my friend, are suffering from a little known condition-"little known" because I just made it up-called New Relationship Smugness.

• Ted Mosby : I knew you were lying, you gotta wake up pretty early to slip one by the T-Mose

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, seriously, stop it.