Modern Family (TV Series)

Coal Digger (2009)

Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado

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Quotes 

• Claire Dunphy : So what happened?

  Principal Balaban : Well, apparently there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground, but by the time the teachers separated them, Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.

  Jay Pritchett : Luke, that's not like you.

  Principal Balaban : Wait a minute. You're Luke's father?

  Jay Pritchett : Grandfather.

  Principal Balaban : So, Manny's father is...

  [Looks at Phil, who points to Jay] 

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Javier. Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire.

  Principal Balaban : Okay. You're...

  Claire Dunphy : He's our son.

  Jay Pritchett : And my grandson.

  Claire Dunphy : I'm his daughter.

  Principal Balaban : Okay, so you're...

  Manny Delgado : His uncle.

  Luke Dunphy : Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again!

  Claire Dunphy : Wait a second. Is that what this is all about?

  Luke Dunphy : He keeps calling me his nephew.

  Manny Delgado : You are my nephew!