Community (TV Series)
Introduction to Statistics (2009)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta : You're not going to Annie's party?
Jeff Winger : I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
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Britta : Whoa. Yippy-ky-ye. I thought you weren't a costume guy?
Jeff Winger : You had to have one to get in here, Squirrel.
Britta : Oh, so where did you get it? 'Cause I wouldn't think any costume stores would be open this late.
Jeff Winger : Well I... I don't know what you're getting at...
Britta : I think the words you're looking for are, "I own a cowboy outfit," and it is tight, too. Did you buy it like that? Your toy gun to my head, I'd say yes.
Professor Michelle Slater : Hi, Michelle Slater, PhD.
Britta : Britta Perry, GED.
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Britta : Nice of you to be here. I'm sure you'd rather be out with your hot professor.
Jeff Winger : Well, it's funny. I enrolled here as a selfish loner, but you and the group have given me a crash course in friendship.
Britta : She blew you off, huh?
Jeff Winger : She's grading papers.
Senor Chang : Professor Slater? She's not grading papers. She's at the faculty party in the cafeteria.
Jeff Winger : Oh, look, it's the eavesdropping matador.
Senor Chang : Are you saying my people are sneaky?