Community (TV Series)
Introduction to Statistics (2009)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne : Those floating Mexican skeletons were right. My life is over.
Jeff Winger : Well, when we go to floating skeletons with our problems, we get what we pay for, don't we?
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Troy : Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Pierce is freaking out. You're the only one that can help!
Jeff Winger : What makes you think that?
Pierce Hawthorne : Is Jeff out there? He's the only one who can help!
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Pierce Hawthorne : What did you slip me? I keep grinding my teeth, and I wanna kiss everybody.
Star-Burns : What did you give me? My heart stopped racing, and I can't pee.
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Jeff Winger : Pierce, stop grinding on the Women's Studies department. You are too old to be tripping.
Pierce Hawthorne : I'm old?
[Puts hands on Jeff's shoulders, then stares at them]
Pierce Hawthorne : Whose hands are these?
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Annie : I'm still waiting to hear from Jeff and Pierce.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, I thought I shot you a response from this pocket phone here. Access e-mail. I cannot figure out the voice command part of this thing. It's like I'm my mother.
Pierce's Phone : Calling mother.
Pierce Hawthorne : What?
[irritatedly surprised]
Pierce's Mom : Hello? Pierce?
Pierce Hawthorne : Mom?
Pierce's Mom : How's school going? Are you popular?
Pierce Hawthorne : I am headed through a tunnel right now. Wrong number.
[to classmates]
Pierce's Mom : Has that boy Jeff stopped teasing you? How's your Canadian girlfriend? I saw your father's ghost again. He's still angry.
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Pierce Hawthorne : What are you going as? A gay douchebag? Just kidding.
Jeff Winger : Nice one. I'm not much of a costume guy.
Pierce Hawthorne : I know, you're not much of a liking the ladies guy either, huh? Oop. Body blow. Is that liquor?