The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Out of the Groove/Jungle Law (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski

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Quotes 

• Skipper : I don't get it. What in the world made me shake my tailfeathers like that?

  Private : Maybe Darla's magic was real.

  Kowalski : Don't be ridiculous, Private. Cold, hard science negates even the possibility of magic.

  Private : Okay, then maybe Skipper has a dancer buried deep inside him.

  Skipper : Magic's real. Case closed.

  Kowalski : But science...

  Skipper : Nope, I said case closed.

• Skipper : Ah, King Ringtail. I believe I owe you some words.

  Kowalski : In random order, they are: told, I, so, you.

  Skipper : Allow me to unscramble.

• Skipper : [starts dancing]  That ain't right! Kowalski, analysis.

  Kowalski : Skipper, you seem to be shaking your booty.

  Private : Quite impressively, I might add.

  Rico : Uh-huh!

  Skipper : I'm not doing this. Something's making me dance.

  King Julien : You... you have my groove! It is not all bye-byed after all! Yes!

  Skipper : Get it outta me!

  King Julien : I don't know how.

  Darla : Guess who does.

  Mort : Is it Santa?

  Darla : Yea... what? No! I'm the only one who can fix this. But am I gonna?

  Mort : Santa would.

  Darla : Well, I ain't Santa!

  Private : What if Julien apologized?

  Darla : That's all I'm asking.

  King Julien : Have I not made my policy on apologizing clear? It is for the weak and wrong.

  Skipper : Listen, Ringtail. I'm about to show you how weak and wrong you are. Apologize now.

  King Julien : Uh-uh.

  Skipper : Okay then. Let's dance!

• Kowalski : I can't look away from the raw, savage splendor!

  Private : I want to cry, but I don't know if it's because I've never seen anything so beautiful, or anything so horrifying.

• Burt : [attacking King Julien]  Peanut head! Peanut head!

  Kowalski : We're only here to talk, friend. Straight turkey, no judgements.

  Maurice : Are you crazy? The dude's head doesn't even look like a peanut!

  King Julien : What? How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head!

  [Burt sticks his trunk over Julien's head] 

  Kowalski : Oh, golly!

  Maurice : That ain't right.