Castle (TV Series)

One Man's Treasure (2009)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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Quotes 

• [whispers to the corpse as his wife and fiancee show up to identify the body] 

  Richard Castle : Dude, you are so busted.

• [commenting on current case] 

  Richard Castle : I told you. It was another woman. Our love triangle just became a love square.

• Javier Esposito : He didn't count on a tenant on the seventh floor...

  [fake cough to cover] 

  Javier Esposito : a hottie... seeing the body drop as she threw out her pizza box.

  Richard Castle : Is she distraught? Because I can be very comforting.

• Kate Beckett : Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.

  Kevin Ryan : Oh, see, that's just a stero...

  Richard Castle : Don't. Don't. That's... She is baiting us, all right? Just ignore her, and she'll lose her witchy powers.

  Kate Beckett : You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office.

  [Beckett stands, stops and starts searching and looking around] 

  Richard Castle : Lose something?

  Kate Beckett : Umm... Where... Where, uh... Where's my broom?

• Richard Castle : [to Beckett]  It was pretty cool, the way you filled in the story there. I think I must be rubbing off on you.

  [pause] 

  Richard Castle : That sounded dirtier than I meant it.

• Richard Castle : I know Alexis already talked to you. I just wanted to make sure that you're really okay with having her here.

  Kate Beckett : I wouldn't have said yes if I wasn't.

  Richard Castle : Well, yeah, but you're busy, and I just don't want her to be in the way.

  Kate Beckett : Big Castle is the one who likes to get in the way. I'm sure Little Castle will be a pleasure.

• Richard Castle : A wife and fiancee catfight.

  [turns to Beckett] 

  Richard Castle : Please tell me we can stop for popcorn on the way.

• [talking about the catfight between the wife and fiancee of the murder victim] 

  Kate Beckett : And that whole thing with the ulcers was...

  Richard Castle : Oh, I know. That was a great 'Desperate Housewives' moment, the way Sarah just rubbed Helen's face in it.

• [Castle is plugging his nose to block the smell of garbage] 

  Kate Beckett : What are you doing?

  Richard Castle : Well, I can't breathe through my nose. I happen to have a very acute sense of smell.

  Kate Beckett : Suck it up, Castle. Real cops deal with worse.

  Lanie Parish : Yeah, not to mention *medical* examiners. Do you know how *long* I have to shower before heading out on a date?

  Richard Castle : No, but if you need someone to time it for you, I'd be happy to...

  Kevin Ryan : [sticking his arm up out of the dumpster, holding a wallet]  Found it!

  [Ryan climbs out of the dumpster] 

  Kevin Ryan : It must've fallen out of his jacket on the way down.

  Kate Beckett : [checking the driver's license]  Yep, that's our guy. All right, the name is Sam Parker. And the driver's license has his address placed in Connecticut.

  Kevin Ryan : Maybe he's visiting someone in the building.

  Richard Castle : You mean dropping by.

• Richard Castle : A killer who cleans up after himself. Very "American Psycho".

• [entering the morgue to see the wife to identify the body] 

  Richard Castle : You okay?

  Kate Beckett : This is never easy, no matter how much experience you have.

• Captain Roy Montgomery : Is that our vic's wife?

  Kate Beckett : Fiancée.

  Richard Castle : The wife is over there.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : Come again?

  Kate Beckett : [she and Castle nod their heads one way]  Fiancée.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : Mm-hmm.

  Kate Beckett : [she and Castle nod their heads the other way]  Wife.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : Mmm... Oh, boy.

  Richard Castle : [excited whisper]  I know. Isn't it delicious?

• [discussing the victim's wife and fiancee] 

  Kate Beckett : Do you think he would've gone through with it?

  Richard Castle : Through with what?

  Kate Beckett : Marrying Sarah if he hadn't gotten killed.

  Richard Castle : Well... that was a pretty big *rock* he put on her finger. With the fake identity he had set up, the county clerk's office never would have flagged him as someone who was already married.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, but Sam was pretending to be Jake before he met Sarah. I don't understand the fake identity.

  Richard Castle : Maybe to land the job?

  Kate Beckett : I understand fibbing on your résumé, but *changing* your identity? The math doesn't quite add up for me.

  Richard Castle : You know what math doesn't add up for me?

  Kate Beckett : Hmm?

  Richard Castle : Two wives.

  Kate Beckett : One wife too many for you?

  Richard Castle : Two wives too many.

  Kate Beckett : Seems like the common denominator in that equation is *you*.

  [Beckett walks away and Castle realizes she just insulted him] 

• Richard Castle : That every happen to you with me? One day you look, and see your boy is all grown up?

  Martha Rodgers : I'm stil waiting for that moment, actually.

  Richard Castle : I set you up for that, didn't I?

• [first lines] 

  Richard Castle : [on radio flying a toy helicopter by remote]  Sector six maverick. This is your captain up and on the mount. Listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. We've in the pipes. Let's keep our feet dry this time. Jungle radio. This is One Delta Bravo. Eyes on suspect. Requesting backup. Over. Requesting permission to deploy laser-activated radioactive immobilizer.

  Martha Rodgers : Permission denied.

• [looking at some possible evidence in a shredder] 

  Richard Castle : We're gonna need some tape.

• Sarah Reid : [to Beckett]  Leading a man on isn't a crime, is it, Detective?

  Richard Castle : Should be.

• Alexis Castle : Oh, hey, Dad, did you get a chance to sign that permission slip I gave you the other day?

  Richard Castle : Haven't you learned to forge my signature yet?

  Alexis Castle : Credit cards, yes. Permission slips, no.

• Richard Castle : [about Alexis]  You know, here first day at preschool, I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : First time my son went to summer camp, I followed the bus all the way to the Adirondacks.

  Kate Beckett : You two are both either very sweet or very creepy.

• [approaching Alexis who is busy at the police station cataloging boxes of left-over evidence] 

  Richard Castle : I don't know where you got this work ethic, but it certainly was not from me.

• Richard Castle : Please tell me you did not sleep in the break room again.

  Kate Beckett : I went home. I just couldn't stop thinking about that catfight last night.

  Richard Castle : Would you think less of me if I said, "Me, too"?

• [last lines] 

  [as Alexis is returning a photo album from an old closed case to a victim's daughter after tracking her down] 

  Richard Castle : [to Beckett]  She's a chip off the old block, isn't she?