The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Pirate Solution (2009)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Penny : [to Leonard]  Hi, honey.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, we're honey now, are we?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.

  Penny : You're boring people, sweetie.

  Sheldon Cooper : Although sometimes she omits the veil entirely.

• Howard Wolowitz : [about going with Penny on Thanksgiving]  I'd love to, but on Thanksgiving my family comes to my mother's for her famous tur-briska-fil.

  Penny : Tur-briska-fil?

  Howard Wolowitz : Turkey stuffed with brisket stuffed with gefilte fish. It's not as good as it sounds.

• Howard Wolowitz : Well, usually, on Sundays, I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks at the farmers market, but he's still working with Sheldon, so I thought I'd come over here and make you guys scrambled eggs and salami. It's the perfect meal for apres l'amour.

  Penny : Oh, kill me.

  Howard Wolowitz : By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Leonard.

  Penny : See, if you had killed me when I said kill me, I wouldn't have had to hear that.

• Howard Wolowitz : So, what are we watching? Sex and the City? Yikes!

  Penny : Hey, I happen to love this movie.

  Howard Wolowitz : Fine, let's watch it. Maybe all of our periods will synchronize.