Modern Family (TV Series)

The Incident (2009)

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett

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• Mitchell Pritchett : You know, Mom's in town.

  Jay Pritchett : Your mom?

  Mitchell Pritchett : No. No, your mom. She's back from the grave. Yes. Yes, my mom, Dad.

  Jay Pritchett : My mom would be less scary.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Listen, she's a wreck about what happened at the wedding, and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize to everyone.

  Jay Pritchett : Still her little errand boy, I see.

  Mitchell Pritchett : No... why does everyone keep saying... No! I... I'm just trying to piece this family back together. So, you'll talk to Gloria about Mom coming to dinner?

  Jay Pritchett : Oh, Gloria would never go for that in a million years. She's still furious with your mother, which is why I'm not talking to you.

  Mitchell Pritchett : What did I do?

  Jay Pritchett : This conversation never took place.

  Mitchell Pritchett : What? That's not very nice. I drove all the way here.

  Jay Pritchett : No, you didn't. You were never here. In fact, you never even called.

  Mitchell Pritchett : I would have called, but I thought it would be better to talk about... what's happening here?

  Jay Pritchett : Listen, I would love to get this thing behind us, but Gloria would never forgive me if I pulled a fast one on her. That's why *you're* going to pull a fast one on her, and I'm not going to like it one bit.