The Office (TV Series)

Mafia (2009)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : Okay, too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.

• Michael Scott : So, Meredith, how was your weekend?

  Meredith Palmer : Well, I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet. He calls it an Upper Decker.

• Erin Hannon : [Michael walks in office, man waits on couch]  Mr. Grotti, this is Michael Scott. He's the person you should talk to.

  Michael Scott : Oh hi. I'm sorry, just a sec.

  [whispers] 

  Michael Scott : Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is?

  Erin Hannon : In your schedule it just says nine til noon is "creative space" and I thought this could be part of that.

  Michael Scott : Do you know how creative space works? Okay, I just cancelled my afternoon.

  Erin Hannon : You don't have anything in the afternoon. It just says "free play."

  Michael Scott : Push free play til tomorrow morning.

  [to Grotti] 

  Michael Scott : Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You're seeing how the sausage gets made.

  Grotti : Ah.

  Michael Scott : Come in the conference room, and I will show you a finished sausage.

• Dwight Schrute : [after Michael's meeting with Grotti]  Did he threaten you?

  Michael Scott : No, Dwight. Not everything is a threat.

  Andy Bernard : Mobsters are!

  Michael Scott : There's no such thing as monsters.