The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Great Wife Hope (2009)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Mel, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Hans Moleman, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Dad loves Ultimate Punching more than I do. Tell her, dad.

  Homer Simpson : [Flatly]  Ultimate Punching is immoral and dangerous. Many studies confirm what your mom just said.

  Bart Simpson : Wait a minute.

  [Sniffs Homer's breath] 

  Bart Simpson : Chocolate, frosting, cherry... She got to you! With a piece of Bavarian chocolate cake!

  Homer Simpson : [Crying]  It wasn't just a piece, it was the whole cake! Frosting like snow, on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!

  Bart Simpson : At least you didn't come cheap.

  Homer Simpson : I couldn't help it! She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!

• Homer Simpson : Marge, of all the crazy things I've done, this is the craziest, and you're doing it!

• Lisa Simpson : This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but dad, can't you control your woman?

  Homer Simpson : How could I? I have nothing to withhold.

• Lisa Simpson : Mom, there has to be another way.

  Homer Simpson : [Dressed as Marge]  There certainly is. Marge Simpson reporting for duty.

  [Imitates Marge's irritated murmur] 

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, there is no way anyone is going to fall for that.

  Moe Szyslak : Well, Marge, ready to come with me to my high school reunion?

  Homer Simpson : Moe, there's something I need to tell you. It's really me, Homer.

  Moe Szyslak : Yeah, but last year I took Barney dressed as Marge. Think how much better you'll look.

  Homer Simpson : All right. But you'd better not leave me alone to talk to your friends.

  Moe Szyslak : Hey, you keep talking like that and I'll leave you here right now.

• Bart Simpson : Sir, could you please sign my program with a swear word?

  Homer Simpson : Yes, and make it filthy but obscure, with a subtle scatological undertone.

  Chuck Liddell : That'll be fifty bucks.

  Homer Simpson : Pay the man, boy.

• Homer Simpson : There's no violence like self-inflicted violence.