The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets a 'Z' (2009)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney, Students

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : You know, my dad is a lot more fun after a few beers. Maybe Mrs. K. would be nicer if we "Irish" up her coffee.

  Nelson Muntz : Put blood in it?

  Bart Simpson : No, booze! First, the easy part: kids, get some liquor!

• Bart Simpson : A Simpson never gives up until he's done one easy thing.

• Bart Simpson : Dad, am I bad on the inside?

  Homer Simpson : No, but the layers of badness reach almost to the center.

  Bart Simpson : But there's still a kernel of good inside me, right?

  Homer Simpson : I don't know. Kernels are kinda big.

• Principal Seymour Skinner : I'd love to have Edna back, but I can't just fire a teacher if he's doing a good job, or even an adequate job, or shows up at all without touching someone.

  Zachary Vaughn : [Chanting out in the hall]  I hate children! I hate children! Children suck! Children suck!

  Principal Seymour Skinner : What's this? Teacher's lounge talk in the hallways?

  Zachary Vaughn : I hate children! You and you and you and you! School is useless! Hilary Swank never graduated high school, and she won two Oscars, one of which she deserved.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : You said you didn't put liquor in his drink.

  Bart Simpson : I didn't.

  Zachary Vaughn : I mixed vodka with my Blue Bronco. Anyone else want to ride the indigo pony?

  Martin Prince : Is there extra credit?

  Zachary Vaughn : Oh, they're gonna eat you alive at CalTech. Alive!

• Bart Simpson : You need to go out once in a while. When was the last time you washed your hair?

  Edna Krabappel : Two weeks ago.

  Bart Simpson : That's better than me, but you still need to go out.

• Bart Simpson : Bookstores don't have answers. Just creepy guys sitting at the end of the aisles.

  Moe Szyslak : Hey, I've never paid to read Doris Kearns Goodwin, and I ain't gonna start now. Oh, that's good Doris right there.

• Ned Flanders : One cran bran for the Flan man.

  Bart Simpson : Here you go.

  Edna Krabappel : What did he ask for?

  Bart Simpson : Beats me. I just gave him a banana.