- Morgan Grimes: [to Big Mike] Well, it's just a little unusual that you call me before I even had time to screw anything up.
- Chuck Bartowski: [In Thai to a customer] My brother-in-law was just captured by evil people. If you don't get away from me right now, it is possible that I might hurt you! RUN AWAY!
- [Realizes what happened. Starts speaking in English]
- Chuck Bartowski: Excuse me. I'm so sorry. That's not what I meant to say.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: She knows everything about me, Chuck. Ellie too.
- Sarah Walker: Everything except who the real spy in the family is.
- John Casey: That's an understandable mistake. One of them looke like a spy, and the other one looks... like Chuck.
- Chuck Bartowski: There's something you need to know about me, Shaw. There's nothing in my life that I care about more than my friends and my family. Of course, I don't expect you to understand, being the spy that you are. I'm sure that you don't care about anybody.
- Shaw: Families and friends make us vulnerable. Make us unable to pull the trigger. And that puts everyone in greater danger. Just ask your partner here. She'll tell you the same thing.
- Sarah Walker: Sometimes it helps to know you've got something to lose.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Chuck, they think I'm a spy. I'm in trouble here, man. They think I'm you.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: You mean I have to do what she says?
- Chuck Bartowski: No, you don't. No, he doesn't! This my family we're talking about, here. Come on.
- Sarah Walker: It's the only way to keep him safe. Devon, we'll be with you every step of the way.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: [to Chuck] If you tell me you can get me through this, I trust you.
- Chuck Bartowski: ...I will Devon. I promise.
- General Beckman: I've just received new mission information, Colonel. Your new directive is to stand down.
- Sarah Walker: General, Chuck has reached the 12th floor, and he say it's some kind of CIA base. If that's true, this is some kind of a set up.
- General Beckman: Yes. That's exactly what it is.
- Chuck Bartowski: You know she wants me to kill you, right? But don't worry, I'm - I'm not going to do that. However, we do need a plan.
- Daniel Shaw: Got one. You're going to kill me, Chuck.
- Sydney: This is not Devon Woodcomb.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, well, you've been dealing with the wrong man. Devon was a decoy. I'm the one who put that bullet through Agent Shaw's chest last night. I'm the spy that you're looking for. And *I* am in charge of this mission now.
- Chuck Bartowski: [On his cellphone] Oh my God, it worked. They're here. Okay, grab Casey and get up here so we can take them out.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, what are you crazy?
- [Shaw grabs Walker's phone]
- Daniel Shaw: Not very smart, Chuck. This is not how I do business. You start things on your own, you better be prepared to finish them... on your own. Good luck.
- [Ends the call]
- Sarah Walker: He's going to panic, and then he's not going to be able to perform properly.
- Daniel Shaw: Yeah. Happens to a lot of guys... or so I hear. Besides, I'm kind of curious about what his plan is.