Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Last Days of Disco Stick (2009)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

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• Chuck Bass : I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans should know what that means.

• Chuck Bass : [on cellphone]  This is Chuck. Leave a message and I might get back to you.

  Jenny Humphrey : [as her foreign escort toys with a kiddie sailboat in the pool]  Chuck, could you find some other way to drum up business, because this Belgian bore has been playing in the park with his dinghy for the past half-hour, and I have a reputation.

  Damian Daalgard : [done playing]  All set.

  Jenny Humphrey : What's next? Balloon animals?

• Chuck Bass : Look, I get the whole "sullen teenager pushing an envelope" thing. I've pushed a pack.

  [Jenny whirls around] 

  Chuck Bass : But you're better than that Damien guy.

  Jenny Humphrey : Look, I may be queen... but I'm more lonely and bored than I was when I was in Brooklyn. And being with him was exciting.

  Chuck Bass : And dangerous.

  [she smirks] 

  Chuck Bass : Please. It takes one to know one. I saw that look in your eye the very first day you came on my radar.

  Jenny Humphrey : And what so-called look would that be?

  Chuck Bass : Be very careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you go down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.

  Jenny Humphrey : So what? You're gonna walk me back to my room to make sure I don't get in any trouble?

  Chuck Bass : Just try not to run into any Eurodealers in the kitchen.

  [Jenny scoffs, turns around, walks away]