- Al Santiago: Me no speaky... English.
- Detective Don Flack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You know what? Knock it off, Alice.
- Al Santiago: It's Al. It's Al, scumbag.
- Detective Danny Messer: Al Scumbag? I thought you said his name was Santiago. Yeah, right here on your rap sheet. It says your name is Alice Adrienne Santiago.
- Detective Don Flack: [smirking] With a name like that, you probably had to *mail* your milk money to the school bully.
- Detective Mac Taylor: You ever seen this guy before?
- Dot com: It's Jesse Lewis. He thinks he's got skills for battling.
- Detective Don Flack: Yeah, we heard you two exchanged skills last night. You came in second place.
- Dot com: Yeah, well, the judges must have been high or something. Why you asking me about Jesse? He do something wrong?
- Detective Don Flack: Yeah. He stepped in front of a gun while someone else was pulling the trigger.