"Two and a Half Men" Mmm, Fish. Yum. (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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Jon Cryer and Annie Potts in Two and a Half Men (2003) Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003) Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003) Jon Cryer and Annie Potts in Two and a Half Men (2003) Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003) Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

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  • Jake Harper : Dad, I got my learner's permit but Mom won't let me drive her car.

    Judith Melnick : Just because they give 15-year-olds learner's permits doesn't mean they're ready to drive.

    Jake Harper : Please. I've been driving for years: Grand Theft Auto I, Grand Theft Auto II - and I never ran over anybody but pimps and crack whores.

    Alan Harper : Jake!

    Jake Harper : Sorry, crack prostitutes.

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