Strays (2023)

Will Forte: Doug

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Quotes 

• Doug : Bad fucking dog.

  Reggie : You're goddamn right.

• [mid-credit scene - Dr. Hagen is going through the clipboard to Doug who's now in the hospital after being assaulted by the dogs] 

  Dr. Hagen : In addition to the facial lacerations and the, uh, severe burn wounds, we also discovered an alarming amount of, um, fecal bacteria in your system, um, which I would imagine came from the... the... the-the...

  Doug : Dog shitting in my mouth?

  Dr. Hagen : Right.

  Doug : Yeah.

  Dr. Hagen : Yeah.

  [Doug sighs] 

  Dr. Hagen : [checking the clipboard]  Um, ba-ba-ba... checking the clipboard. Uh, oh, yeah, we also, uh, uh, couldn't reattach the penis.

  [Doug is shocked as the screen cuts to black] 

  Doug : [yelling]  Fuck...!

• Doug : The f**ck? Who the hell are these dogs? Jesus Christ, it's like a f**king dog movie in here!