Community (TV Series)

Football, Feminism and You (2009)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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Quotes 

• Annie Edison : Troy, I've been waiting for an hour!

  Troy : It's all right, I'm worth it. Hip, hop, body don't stop, Riverside got the broom, don't need a mop. Put your team in a box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry 'cause we don't flip flop. Say ohhh...

  Annie Edison : Troy. Why are you doing our politically conservative high school's shamefully outdated fight rap?

• Jeff Winger : I just think we were both wrong.

  Annie Edison : Really? Because I'm an 18-year-old girl, and you made me cry in public.

  Jeff Winger : Okay, maybe I was a little more wrong.

• Annie Edison : Aha! I've been following you... How much did Dean pay to make Troy play football?

  Jeff Winger : I'm not having a conversation with someone who emerges from a bush.

  Annie Edison : Because I'm right?

  Jeff Winger : No, because I'm not in a commercial for breakfast cereal.

• Annie Edison : [Holding a sign that says 'Deploy Troy!']  They deploy things in football, right? I went for rhyme over clarity.

• Annie Edison : And what does a star turn into after it collapses?

  Jeff Winger : A movie of the week.

  Troy Barnes : A black hole.

  Annie Edison : Right. Troy, you could be an astronomer.

  Pierce Hawthorne : As far as I'm concerned, there's only one black hole worth studying.

  [everyone stops and stares at Pierce] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : It's called Sagittarius A. It's located in the center of our galaxy and it has the density of 40 suns.

  [Jeff holds up one finger to signal 'wait for it'] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Just like my wiener.

  Troy Barnes : Troy: Ha-ha. You said "wiener." That's funny.

  Abed Nadir : Pierce and Troy didn't get along at first but now they're bonding through mutual adolescence.

  Pierce Hawthorne , Troy Barnes : Shut up, fart head. Will you shut up, poo-poo head?