Glee (TV Series)

Theatricality (2010)

Cory Monteith: Finn Hudson

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Quotes 

• Burt Hummel : Hey! What did you just call him?

  Finn Hudson : Oh, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.

  Burt Hummel : You use that word, you're talking about him.

  Kurt Hummel : Relax, dad, I didn't take it that way.

  Burt Hummel : Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people.

  [to Finn] 

  Burt Hummel : You use the N word?

  Finn Hudson : Of course not.

  Burt Hummel : How about "retard"? You call that nice girl on the Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?

  Finn Hudson : Becky? No, she's my friend. She's got Down's Syndrome. I'd never call her that, that's cruel.

  Burt Hummel : But you think it's okay to come in my house and say "faggy"?

  Finn Hudson : But that's not what I meant.

  Burt Hummel : I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice we tell him to stop being such a fag, shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club, and being raised by your mom, meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kinda, you know, came into the world knowing what it's taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't, you can't stay here.

  Kurt Hummel : Dad.

  Burt Hummel : I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her, but my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around.

  [turns to Kurt] 

  Burt Hummel : This is our home, Kurt.

  [turns back to Finn] 

  Burt Hummel : He is my son. Out in the world you do what you want; not under my roof.

• Burt Hummel : [cornered by Azimio and Karofsky]  You want to hit me? You want to beat me up? Go ahead. But I swear to you I will never change. I'm proud to be different. It's the best thing about me. So go ahead, hit me.

  Azimio : I believe I will.

  [to Karofsky] 

  Azimio : Sir, would you like to go first?

  Finn Hudson : You're not hitting anyone.

  Burt Hummel : [seeing Finn dressed in a garish red outfit]  Oh, my god.

  Azimio : Is he wearing a red rubber dress or am I trippin'?

• Kurt Hummel : Could you have a word with Azimio and Karofsky about harassing me without damaging my Gaga outfit?

  Finn Hudson : Are you serious? Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? They already think we're boyfriends.

  Kurt Hummel : Let them think what they want. They're Neanderthals. In three years, they'll be cleaning my septic tank.

• Artie Abrams : It's so weird.

  Finn Hudson : This so isn't you.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.

  Will Schuester : Tina, are there any other looks you can try?

  Santana Lopez : Biker chick?

  Finn Hudson : Cowgirl?

  Mercedes Jones : Hood rat.

  Quinn Fabray : Computer programmer.

  Brittany S. Pierce : Cross-country skier.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Catholic schoolgirl.

  Brittany S. Pierce : Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.

• Rachel Berry : I'm tired of everyone calling us freaks.

  Mercedes Jones : [snickering]  Well, look at us. We are freaks.

  [the glee club all shares a laugh] 

  Finn Hudson : But we're all freaks together. And we shouldn't have to hide it.

  [they turn around as they hear clapping, revealing Schue] 

  Will Schuester : Nice job, Finn. I think you just figured out what the lesson was. Kinda makes me wish I had planned it. But Mercedes is right. You do all look incredibly insane.

• Dave Karofsky : What up, Finn?

  Azimio : What's that on your face? You got a bad pimple or something?

  Dave Karofsky : A Finn-ple?

  [they both laugh] 

  Dave Karofsky : Oh, dude, are you wearing makeup?

  Azimio : I knew it was contagious. You moved in with that little Kurt kid and now you got a bad case of the gay.

  Finn Hudson : It's just something for Glee Club, all right?

  Dave Karofsky : [shoving him into a wall]  Oh, well then it's definitely not gay, huh?

  Finn Hudson : [shoving back]  Get out of my way!

  Azimio : Come on, man, how many times do we got to go through this? You being a jock and being in this Glee Club does not make you versatile. It makes you bisexual.

  Dave Karofsky : And if we have to kick your ass to make you understand that, then our schedules are wide open.

  Azimio : Get out of my bathroom. You girls, y'all belong across the hallway.

• Will Schuester : Oh, hey, Finn. Come on in. I'm learning all this amazing stuff about Lady Gaga. She's got this thing called the Haus of Gaga, which is, like, this collective of artists and designers who collaborate on... on her styles and stage sets and her music. And I think it's an exciting model for what we could be doing in Glee Club.

  Finn Hudson : Yeah, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. I don't want to do Lady Gaga. And I suspect that, with the exception of Kurt, that none of the other guys are gonna want to do it either. I just feel like we're always doing whatever the girls want us to do.

  Will Schuester : Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You know, maybe I haven't been listening to you guys hard enough. So let's find a solution.

  Finn Hudson : Well, I, uh... I actually already have one.