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Santana Lopez : Brit and I were wondering if you wanted to go out.
Finn Hudson : On a... date? With which one of you?
Santana Lopez , Brittany : With both of us.
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Santana Lopez : All right, hottest guys in the school. Go.
Brittany : Okay. Um, Puck's super-fine. Finn's cute, too.
Santana Lopez : Yeah, but he's not hot, though.
Brittany : He really isn't.
Santana Lopez : And you know what, Brit? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular, pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'.
Finn Hudson : Hello? Hey, I'm right here. Would you guys mind, like, including me in your conversations?
Santana Lopez : I'll just give you an introduction into the way that we work. You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's, like, the best deal ever.
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Brittany : Did you see what Rachel was wearing today?
Santana Lopez : I know. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but, like, Israeli.
Brittany : Those sweaters make her look homeschooled.
Finn Hudson : [Santana laughs] Hey, guys, come on. Don't make fun of Rachel. She's... she's kind of cool.
Brittany : Finn, that's mean.
Santana Lopez : You know what, actually? Would you mind waiting in the car? And leave your credit card.
