- [Nico tries to break into Andrew's building and Jake and Kelly stand guard]
- Nico: Listen, frat boy, you don't know who you're messing with!
- Jake: Mmm. Have a terrible night.
- Nico: You better watch your back.
- [Jake and Kelly act mock scared]
- Jake: Ooh, scary penis trap!
- Kelly: [sarcastically] I'm so scared!
- Nico: I'm not a penis trap, ok? You're penis traps! You're penis... I'm not... !
- [Nico trips and falls into the bushes before running off as Jake and Kelly point and laugh]
- [after Cristiano's "funeral" turns into a literal inferno]
- Father Brown: [to Andrew and Jake, who's carrying a dummy Cristiano head] Fire's out. You're all safe. For now. But when you die, I'm pretty sure you'll both burn in Hell. Take care now. Jesus loves you.