- Carl Prattler: I ain't done nothin' wrong.
- Joanne Porter: Besides aggravated use of a weapon and evading arrest?
- Carl Prattler: I meant before that.
- Alden Rockwell: John, John, John. Even you aren't dumb enough to murder a couple of cops.
- Johnny Prattler: Oh, so you don't know how dumb I am.
- Alden Rockwell: I've been praying for years that you'd get home and I could stop worrying about keeping you safe.
- Ember Rockwell: Apparently, God enjoys irony.
- Alden Rockwell: My gut still tells me Van Zant's involved.
- Joanne Porter: And my brain is telling me to stop listening to your gut.
- Johnny Prattler: I ain't got nothin' against killin' a man, or a woman.
- Joanne Porter: As much as I appreciate ladies first, if you're gonna start shootin' it really should be Alden for getting me into this mess.
- Riley: Should I be talking to a lawyer?
- Alden Rockwell: Nah. Criminals are stupid, but not this stupid.
- Riley: Thanks?