Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

Father's Fraternity (2010)

Scott Bakula: Terry Elliott

Quotes 

• Owen Thoreau Jr. : My father ruined some perfectly good sex this morning.

  Joe Tranelli : Well, my first question is why was he there in the first place?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : No, our-our-our new commerical was on. And, um, at the end of it, he says some shit about family and then throws his arm around Marcus. And now Melissa's going on about how he's trying to make everybody think that's his son.

  Terry Elliott : Television in the bedroom is always a bad idea.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Not really the point.

• Owen Thoreau Jr. : What happened with that whole, um, Big Brother thing?

  Terry Elliott : Not gonna happen.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Uh-huh. So, do they have a "Big Half-Brother" program, you know, if the regular program is too much of a commitment? Hey, you could always, uh, just timeshare a kid.

  [Terry isn't amused] 

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Oh, I guess Joe does all the laughing around here, too.

  Terry Elliott : They rejected me.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Really? Do you think it was because maybe they smelled, um...

  [he pantomimes smoking a joint] 

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : ...you know?

  Terry Elliott : How much do people think I smoke? Holy shit.