Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

Go with the Flow (2009)

Ray Romano: Joe Tranelli

Quotes 

• Owen Thoreau Jr. : What's with the sunglasses?

  [Joe takes the sunglasses off] 

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Is that supposed to be a black eye?

  Joe Tranelli : It is a black eye.

  [Owen picks up and studies the menu] 

  Joe Tranelli : Oh, really? That's it? You're not gonna ask? You're just gonna sit there and pretend to read a menu that you have memorized already and not ask?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : I did ask. You chose to feel pancakes.

• Joe Tranelli : All right, so you're not at all curious?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : What, you run into her boyfriend or something?

  Joe Tranelli : Worse.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Her husband?

  Joe Tranelli : Worse.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Worse than an irate husband punching you in the face?

  Joe Tranelli : I'd have to say, uh, yes. Yes, it was.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : She punched you in the face?

• Terry Elliott : Sorry I'm late.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : No, you're not.

  Terry Elliott : So, how did it go?

  [seeing Joe's black eye] 

  Terry Elliott : Whoa.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : He thinks he has a black eye.

  Terry Elliott : So either really bad or really good.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : He won't say.

  Joe Tranelli : I-I'm getting there. Just let me finish.

• Joe Tranelli : I tell you, she was, um... you know, when Terry told me she was fun, I thought that was bad.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Terry set this up?

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah. Yeah. I didn't tell you that?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Your first date in twenty years, you go with a Terry hand-me-down?