- Special Agent G. Callen: Hey Eric... you should make Hetty one of your Facebook friends.
- Eric Beal: She's friend #251. She writes me everyday... in greek.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I thought we were going all black.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Well, sometimes damaged goods can actually be more valuable because of their unique qualities.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Is that right?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It's a thought.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I will try and take good care of them.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Don't try, just do.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Is that a frog?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: It's a swan.
- Special Agent G. Callen: From where? Chernobyl?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Does Karen have a last name?
- Eric Beal: Can't remember.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You can't remember?
- Eric Beal: No. But God bless her, she has put me over the top. I now have over 1000 Facebook friends.
- Nate Getz: More often than not, online social networking communities are... pathetic attempts to fulfill the needs of the intersocially challenged. You know, people fearful of face-to-face risk taking... just a theory.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Shrinks have a term for someone like that, doc?
- Nate Getz: Yeah. Really screwed up.
- Walton Flynn: And one day we'll both live in the burbs. Barbecue with our neighbors and coach little league.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I don't know. Teaching your son to play baseball sounds pretty idyllic.
- Walton Flynn: Yeah, it does. But that's why we do what we do. So others can live those lives.
- Nate Getz: He signed up for the Marines the day he turned 18. The military gave him the family, the structure that he never had. The only other choice would have been a gang.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Why'd he pick one over the other?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Chance to get away from it all. Gangs give you structure, but they keep you in the same place. Military's all about starting over.
- Nate Getz: Unless you start to repeat your behavior.
- Special Agent G. Callen: What about his upbringing?
- Nate Getz: Possible abuse at foster homes. Probably didn't know who his parents were or where he came from. Childhood like that can cause major psychological...
- Special Agent G. Callen: I get it!
- Eric Beal: A few months ago he friended her. Now for you older guys that's the lingo for when someone asks you into their friend list.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: What's the lingo for when someone smacks you with a flip flop?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Iraq?
- Walton Flynn: Two tours.
- Special Agent G. Callen: That's rough.
- Walton Flynn: Not as rough as after.
- Jim Rivers: Look, all right, we jumped the gun. All right. Our bad. But he killed one of our own. You know how that feels.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: And I also know about the rules of engagement and code of conduct. Now get out of here before I forget!