Supernatural (TV Series)

The Curious Case of Dean Winchester (2009)

Chad Everett: Old Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

• Older Dean Winchester : So, you were gonna just shoot some old guy? Is that it?

  Sam Winchester : I didn't know *what* you were. I mean, have you seen you? You look like...

  Older Dean Winchester : The old chick in "Titanic." I know. Shut up.

  Sam Winchester : I was gonna say "Emperor Palpatine."

  [Bobby punches the door open with his wheelchair] 

  Bobby Singer : I see you met John McCain there.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah. Either of you wanna tell me what happened?

  Older Dean Winchester : Bobby's an idiot. That's what happened.

  Bobby Singer : Hey, nobody asked you to play.

  Older Dean Winchester : Right. I should have just let you die.

  Bobby Singer : And for damn sure, nobody asked you to *lose*.

  Sam Winchester : [grinning]  It's like "Grumpy Old Men."

  Older Dean Winchester , Bobby Singer : Shut up, Sam!

• Older Dean Winchester : What the hell were you thinking? He's a witch! He's been playing poker since guys wore tights!

  Bobby Singer : You just don't get it.

  Older Dean Winchester : Yeah, I get it, Bobby. You saw a chance to turn the hands of the clock back and get out of that damn chair. Pretty tempting. I can imagine...

  Bobby Singer : No, you can't!

  Older Dean Winchester : You got me. I've never been paralyzed. But I'll tell you something... I've been to Hell, and there's an archangel there wanting me to drop the soap.

  [Pointing down] 

  Older Dean Winchester : Look at me! My junk's rustier than yours! You hear me bellyaching?

  Sam Winchester : Uh, actually, yeah.

• Older Dean Winchester : [Older Dean is digging up a grave]  Owww! My elbows! I'm all creaky.

  Bobby Singer : Hurry up, you cry baby!

  Older Dean Winchester : Pound it up your ass, Ironside.

• Older Dean Winchester : [to Sam]  Dude, I think that he-witch gave you the clap.

• Older Dean Winchester : [Hunched over in pain]  Ow! My back!

  Bobby Singer : Can you straighten up?

  Older Dean Winchester : Yeah, but a little sympathy wouldn't hurt!

  Bobby Singer : Butt cheek tingling?

  Older Dean Winchester : [Looking uncomfortable]  Well, that's kinda personal.

• Maid : Ready for housekeeping, Sir?

  Older Dean Winchester : [smiling at maid]  Born ready!

  Maid : [laughing]  You're just like my grandfather! He hits on anything that moves, too! You're adorable!

  Older Dean Winchester : And dangerous!

• Older Dean Winchester : You know Bobby, killing you is officially on my bucket list.

• Older Dean Winchester : Oh! I'm having a heart attack!

  Bobby Singer : No, you're not.

  Older Dean Winchester : What is it?

  Bobby Singer : Acid reflux. Guys your age can't digest certain foods. You're gonna need to put down that cheeseburger.

• Bobby Singer : So, you wanna keep emoting or you wanna talk about this solving this little issue of yours? It's gotta be about the chips.

  Older Dean Winchester : I slid 'em across, Patrick did his little witchy number, and you prettied up in a hurry.

  Sam Winchester : What are you all thinking? Some kind of magic chips or something?

  Bobby Singer : Definitely.

  Sam Winchester : Remember what he chanted?

  Bobby Singer : Yep, every word.

  Sam Winchester : All right, then let's find out where he stashes his chips.

  Older Dean Winchester : And steal me 50. Benjamin Button's me back into burger shape. What do you think?

  Bobby Singer : I think you oughtta put some clothes on.