- Hayley Smith: So how was the big night?
- Roger the Alien: It was... what's the word? Shmooblydong? Is that a word?
- Roger the Alien: It's four, ninety-nine.
- Stan Smith: I guess we can add another five bucks to your tab.
- Roger the Alien: Five bucks? For "Barbra Sings Celine"? No - it's four hundred, ninety-nine dollars. Barbra comes expensive or she doesn't come at all.
- Stan Smith: Four hundred, ninety-nine dollars? I wouldn't pay that much to see Barbra DO Celine!