It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Hits the Road (2009)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Mac : [Dee throws a jar full of piss out the car window, splashing a sleeping Mac]  Is this piss? IS THIS PISS?

• Mac : [Handing Charlie a pear]  Chomp into it.

  Charlie Kelly : Just bite it?

  Mac : Yeah.

  Charlie Kelly : Okay.

  Mac : Like a piece of fruit, you would bite into it...

  Charlie Kelly : [Charlie bites pear]  Agh! Tastes like sand.

  Mac : Like sand? Oh, that-that pear's not ripe, dude.

  Charlie Kelly : Ah.

  Mac : He burned us. Gypsy son of a bitch burned us! Excuse me, sir? What are you doing to my friend, Bozo? You burned us. It's dry.

  Fruit Vendor : You picked it out.

  Mac : Well, let's not get into a whole who picked out what. It's... I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.

  Charlie Kelly : I can't, I just ate it.

  Mac : The whole thing?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...

  Mac : The stem and-and the core?

  Charlie Kelly : You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!

  Mac : Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, it was gross!

  Mac : Of course it's gross... it's a sticker, bro!

  Charlie Kelly : I eat stickers all the time, dude!

  Mac : Oh my god! This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.

• Mac : I gave him an ocular pat down.