- Mark Corrigan: But Elena's betrayed you, how does it make a difference that it's with another woman?
- Jeremy Usborne: Because it's hot! I mean, even a dried-up, desiccated old Bran Flake on toast like you should be able to see that.
- Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] If I'm a Bran Flake, he's a slutty Sugar Puff.
- Johnson: Here's my pitch: new management consultancy, you and me. I'm the face, you're the, uh, tendons and the grisly shit under the surface. Whaddaya say?
- Mark Corrigan: Oh my God... I don't know. Really?
- Johnson: Look at you! You're like the fat girl who's just been asked to the school disco.
- Mark Corrigan: Well, yeah... my only hesitation is that I don't have any actual experience of management consulting...
- [Johnson shuts Mark's lips with his fingers]
- Johnson: In, fire 30% of the workforce, new logo, boom! Out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
- Johnson: Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family - PowerPoint, Excel and Word, the Three Amigos.
- Mark Corrigan: Yes, I got Rizla papers. Normal, I refuse to buy "King Skins", it's like asking to buy a hypodermic needle.
- Mark Corrigan: [Mark has caught Elena on the phone to another lover] So, everything going good with Elena, do you feel?
- Jeremy Usborne: Amazing. It's impossibe to say how great she is just using stupid words. Maybe one day you'll fall in love and then you'll understand.
- Mark Corrigan: Uh-huh, maybe.
- [voiceover]
- Mark Corrigan: Could wipe that patronizing smile off his face with the truth. No, it'll be like picking off innocent bystanders with a sniper rifle, fun at first but it would quickly become a depressing chore.
- Jeremy Usborne: How's it going with Consultiarium?
- Mark Corrigan: Brilliant. Great. One good thing is I'm worrying quite a lot of the time whether Johnson isn't totally losing his nut.
- Jeremy Usborne: Really?
- Mark Corrigan: Yeah. I look at him sometimes now and think, you know, has Daddy's hat fallen off?
- Jeremy Usborne: Daddy's hat?
- Mark Corrigan: Yes, has daddy's hat fallen off and he's just standing there naked?
- Johnson: Relax, Mark. You've seen this from the Sales Direct guys?
- [he hands Mark a letter]
- Johnson: They say they look foward to hearing from us in the future. They "look foward to it". Now, what about that doesn't spell to you serious interest?
- Mark Corrigan: Right.
- [voiceover]
- Mark Corrigan: Just keep nodding and smiling. Nodding and smiling like Colonel Gaddafi's psychoanalyst.