NCIS (TV Series)

Good Cop, Bad Cop (2009)

Cote de Pablo: Ziva David

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• Officer Ziva David : I had nothing but death in my heart.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You never had a choice. He didn't give you a choice. He raised you to be a ruthless, souless killer.

  Officer Ziva David : I did not mean to live through it.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You didn't. That part of you died out there.

  Officer Ziva David : I am... sorry, Gibbs.

• Officer Ziva David : How's my agent application coming?

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : I am working my magic. Trust me, Ziva, when I'm through, you will be...

  [McGee gets an error message] 

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ooh, code blue?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Someone's been blackballed.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : They gave you the red flag.

  Officer Ziva David : [confused]  What is blue, black, and red?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Zebra in a blender.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's black, white and red all over.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Newspaper.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : Penguin with a sunburn.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nun falling down stairs.

• Officer Ziva David : Look, I have learned many things from Gibbs, and one of those is that there is no such thing as an ex-marine

• Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why do you find it so hard to belive I could hack that sucker out?

  Officer Ziva David : You cannot even work your email properly! You always reply to all, it drive me absolutely nuts! You know, when it comes to computers you are almost as impotent as Gi-

  [Stops looks around. DiNozzo laughs] 

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You thought Gibbs was behind you. You know why? Because sneaky people expect sneakiness. It's a vicious cycle.

• Officer Ziva David : Never say you're sorry. That's a sign of weakness.

• Captain Kassib Yosef : You are a woman.

  Officer Ziva David : You're a genius.

• Marine Staff Sergeant Daniel Cryer : You don't want to give yourself away. Lose the jewelry.

  Officer Ziva David : I would sooner *die* than take this necklace off.

  [Pulls out Cryer's Marine tags] 

  Officer Ziva David : You ought to know.

• Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You're father Ziva, he's not a good guy. He's dirty.

  Officer Ziva David : [to Ben-Gidon]  You could not say "no" to him. Not a second time.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Bi-Gidon]  Go. Get out of here! You tell Eli David to stay away! She's off limits!

• Officer Ziva David : You should keep your distance, Ducky. The ones who get to close always end up dead.

• Mossad Officer Malachi Ben-Gidon : I failed you Ziva. I'm sorry.

  Officer Ziva David : Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness.

• NCIS Director Leon Vance : You've been in the service of two masters for too long. Your loyalty to your father and Mossad predates everything else.

  Officer Ziva David : My father is not an issue.

• Officer Ziva David : I cannot comment on Mossad operations.

  NCIS Director Leon Vance : I know this to be true because I'm the one who provided Eli with the intel. You are no longer in the employ of the Mossad.

  Officer Ziva David : That does not change anything!

  NCIS Director Leon Vance : That's what concerns me.

• Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : The truth, Ziva, may set you free.

  Officer Ziva David : And it may not.

  Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Ziva, some bodies are not meant to stay buried. What happened to him?

• Officer Ziva David : You cannot trust a man whose loyalty has a price.