House M.D. (TV Series)

Remorse (2010)

Olivia Wilde: Thirteen

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• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Why do you want to meet her so badly?

  Dr. Gregory House : Psychopaths always fascinate me. I think its their cultural literacy and strong family values.

• Valerie : I'm not so different than anybody else. Everyone I've ever known: my family, my classmates, the people I work with. They're all out for themselves. Difference is, I could admit it to myself.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : She kind of reminds me of someone I know.

  Dr. Gregory House : Tell me about it.

• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : No one's going to risk their life save her.

  Dr. Gregory House : Man, one false accusation from a psychopath and you turn out to be a bummer... I'm going to go see if Wilson has any liver left.

• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : You're feeling something! What are you feeling?

  Valerie : I don't know. But it hurts.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : It will.

• Valerie : [to Thirteen]  Are you threatened by me?

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Not at all.

  Valerie : Well, you should be. You let him know what I told you, I will not only have your license pulled, I will sue you for everything I lose in the divorce. So the fun you get out of making those snotty little comments, is it worth $19 million? Oh, wait, will you hold that look? I'm really bad at showing emotions. How's this?

  [hisses] 

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [to Thirteen about Valerie]  You're testing her for a brain tumor?

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : That's what I told her. You can chastise me after you look at the monitor. Look what's lighting up.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Lateral frontal cortex, Broca's area, so what?

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : I told her it was customary to talk during MRIs to relax. I spent the last 30 minutes asking her about everything in life that she loves, then hates, then feels any emotion about at all.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : [looks at the monitor]  There's nothing in the paralimbic system, amygdala...

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Because she's using the language part of her brain and bypassing the emotional. She can understand love and pain and empathy, but she can't feel them at all. She's a psychopath.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Thirteen and Foreman]  Go have sex.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : No, thanks.

  Dr. Gregory House : Fine, I'll cover the Viagra and the lubricants. Just get me a receipt.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : We have zero feelings for each other.

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, that's too bad 'cause things worked much better when you did. Would it help if I slept with her?

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : We were getting to a diagnosis.

  Dr. Gregory House : No, we were already at the diagnosis. You were creating a fake argument about an irrelevant treatment issue 'cause you can't stand to be around each other. So have sex, fight or quit, I don't care. Whatever you're doing now isn't working.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Valerie]  Hi, I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?

  Valerie : [looks at Thirteen]  Are you kidding?

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : He's not.

• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : [to House]  You're taking the case because she's hot?

  Dr. Gregory House : No, that would be an accident of genetics. It's because she's hot and her husband is ugly. It's a fascinating window into the mysteries of human psychology. Also, she's really hot.

• Valerie : [to Cuddy about Thirteen]  Fire her.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : What for? You seemed to have lied your way out of any trouble.

  Valerie : Until Bill checks up on my cover and I have to create a whole new one to cover that one up. I've done it before, but it's a pain and I would like Dr. Hadley to share that pain.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : She didn't reveal any confidences and she had a valid medical reason to ask about your landscaping class.

  Valerie : We can see what a jury says about that.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : And admit to your husband the truth? You're not gonna sue us. We will remove Dr. Hadley from all patient contact.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : What?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : But it's for Dr. Hadley's benefit, not yours. We have no obligation to inflict you on her.

  Valerie : Fine.

  [to Thirteen] 

  Valerie : But just so you know, this is not for your benefit. Dr. Cuddy's furious that you put her hospital at risk. She just knows it's a bad idea to admit it in front of me.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Think what you want. By the way, your orderly's outside, but I'd wait about another ten minutes if you really want your husband to think you're having radiation treatments.

  [leaves the room] 

  Valerie : [as Thirteen is about to leave the room]  Dr. Hadley, are you by chance gonna cry? 'Cause that's one I just can't do.

• Dr. Gregory House : [about Valerie]  Get her to radiotherapy.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : We can't start radiation without immunoassays on her urine.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Great, so you cast a spell and magically fix her kidney so she can give us some urine to test.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : We have some left over from admission.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Not enough for a completely accurate reading.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Then how about partially accurate?

  Dr. Gregory House : Those of you who haven't slept together, you can go. Everyone else, stay behind.

  [Chase gets up and leaves the room, but Taub remains in the room] 

  Dr. Chris Taub : Oh, sorry.

  [to Thirteen] 

  Dr. Chris Taub : That was our secret, right?

• Dr. Eric Foreman : You do it.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : I don't think he was talking to me.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Well, I am.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : I'm the only one who thinks you're wrong.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Maybe that's why I'm asking you to do it.

• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : [to Valerie]  You called the medical board?

  Valerie : What is she talking about?

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Accusations of sexual harassment. You don't think I know it's you?

  Dr. Robert Chase : Thirteen, come on.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : You already got me fired from the case. What else do you want?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : [stands in the doorway]  Dr. Hadley. Get out here now.

• Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : [after Valerie makes accusations of sexual harassment towards Thirteen]  She's trying to make me lose my license.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : And she'll fail unless you're stupid enough to go in there and scream at her.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Sexual harassment accusations are incredibly serious.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : If she made them anonymously, the case goes away. If she used her name, we all back you up, it goes away. You're completely overreacting.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : You'd be pissed off too if you were me. Or maybe not, I don't know. You're just about as emotional as she is.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm doing you a favor.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : I know, and even when you try to do something nice, you sound like a jerk.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm sorry.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : For what?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Firing you.

  Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Don't do that, that's not what this is about.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Then I'll apologize anyway. I did it for me. Not for you. I realized that right after I fired you, but I couldn't admit it. Screwed everything up. I hope that we can still work together.