Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

The New Guy (2009)

Ray Romano: Joe Tranelli

Quotes 

• Joe Tranelli : [Owen shows up at his hotel]  Wow. The... the ad for the escort service is really misleading.

• Joe Tranelli : [learning of his ex-wife's date]  All right, lay it on me. Good-looking? Tall? Oh, that son of a bitch. He's tall, right?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Look, there's something I got to tell you about the guy. Um... I-I don't think you're gonna like it.

  Joe Tranelli : He's black.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : You're a dick.