The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Roger Dodger/Skorca! (2009)
Richard Kind: Roger
Quotes
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Roger : [singing] I like happy frogs and belly flops, not big meanies or special ops.
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Roger : [singing] When you hear the night's last flush / Then, my dear, it's time to hush / One or two, either number / Says to you, peaceful slumber / Feel the drench from the broken pipe / Oh, that stench, it's mighty ripe / Swat those flies, close your eyes / Drift off to my stinky lullaby.
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[the penguins and Roger watch Rico in Roger's body beat up the rats]
Roger : Wow. I can't believe I'm doing all this. I have such guilt.
Private : But you have to remember, Roger
[He points to Rico]
Private : That isn't really you.
Roger : Still, I can't stand violence of any-
[He regurgitates a wooden sword, a bazooka and a bomb]
Roger : What am I doing with all this horrible stuff? This is terrible!
Private : No, Roger, you'll have to remember...
[He points to Roger]
Private : This isn't really you.
Skipper : [pointing to Rico] I thought you said that wasn't really him.
Private : Well, I...
Skipper : Pick a lane, here, Private.