- Blackbeard: [about Stede] So, he's a fancy man with a fancy ship, and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles. Do I have that right?
- Lucius: Please join me in welcoming for his regional debut... The Brigand of Barbados... the Cream of the Caribbean... The Gentleman Pirate.
- Stede Bonnet: Hi, all. Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry.
- Stede Bonnet: Look, I might be new to pirating, but I know a thing or two about salesmanship. After you. Check out this fabulous booty I'm hawkin'!
- Stede Bonnet: Unbelievable. Do we look like prostitutes to you?
- Lucius: Well, not terribly successful ones.