The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Jiminy Conjecture (2009)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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• Leonard Hofstadter : It's just that the sex was not the way I dreamt it would be.

  Howard Wolowitz : Hell, sex is never the way I dreamed.

  Rajesh Koothrappali : That's because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.

• Leonard Hofstadter : What are we drinking now?

  Penny : Peppermint schnapps.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?

  Penny : Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say "schnapps". Hey, Leonard?

  Leonard Hofstadter : What?

  Penny : Schnapps!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Schnapps... You're right, that *is* fun.

• Leonard Hofstadter : We don't have to have sex every night.

  Howard Wolowitz : You don't, but it's highly recomended.

• Penny : Had a little wine, take the edge off.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction in the nerve cells and stimulates reuptake receptors of inhibitory neurotransmitters like gamma-aminobutyric acid.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [sighs]  God, I had the most horrible night.

  Sheldon : What happened? Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.

  Howard Wolowitz : Shiksa. Shiksa. Shik-sa.

  Sheldon : Forgive me. Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, fine, whatever. The point is you're wrong, again.

  Sheldon : We haven't established that I'm wrong once.

• Penny : [seeing Leonard throwing up in the toilet]  Oh, sweetie, you really can't hold your liquor, can you?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'm okay. Just a little mouthwash, and then I'm gonna rock your world.

  [Penny starts throwing up in the sink] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Are you okay?

  [sees her throwing up, then goes back to throwing up himself] 

• Penny : What did you tell them?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Nothing bad. Just that last night was fine.

  Penny : Fine? You said it was fine?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. It's a perfectly good word. You put it in front of "wine" or "dining" and you've really got something. Okay, well, let me ask you this, how was last night for you?

  Penny : It was... okay.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Okay?

  Penny : Yeah, it's a perfectly good word. I mean, you put it in front of "dokay" and you really got something. All right, let's not overreact. It takes time to get to know each other's rhythms. Learn what the other person wants and likes.