Psych (TV Series)
The Devil Is in the Details... And the Upstairs Bedroom (2009)
James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer
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Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : Dad, kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day. You should be outdoors feeding pigeons and driving with your blinker on.
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Henry Spencer : Oh, let me guess, relationship trouble?
Shawn Spencer : Yeah. I hate when we fight.
Henry Spencer : I'm sure she feels the same way.
Shawn Spencer : I'm not talking about Abigail, I'm talking about Gus.
Henry Spencer : So am i.
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Shawn Spencer : [introducing him and Gus] My name is Shawn.
[points to Gus]
Shawn Spencer : This is also Shawn. No relation.
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Carlton Lassiter : Talking to Vick. She wants to know if you two dopes are on the case.
Shawn Spencer : Well, Lassie my friend, I'm afraid the answer is a big, fat...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yes.
Shawn Spencer : And by "yes", he means...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Absolutely.
Shawn Spencer : May I speak with you in the stop-openly-contradicting-me room, please?
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Mary : Well, you know about Lucy, don't you?
Shawn Spencer : Yes, of course. She charges, what, five cents for psychiatric help? And if she asks you to kick a football, you say no.
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Mrs. Ryan : It's like she's a shell of her former self. Do you think she has PTSD?
Shawn Spencer : I'm afraid this is far more serious than a mere menstrual issue.
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Shawn Spencer : Psychic detectives, to be exact.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Actually, he's the psychic. I'm a pharmaceutical salesman.
Shawn Spencer : We also do commercial jingles.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : No we don't.
Shawn Spencer : We will.
[sings]
Shawn Spencer : Boom, boom, boom... *muffins*.
Father Peter Westley : That's incredible
Shawn Spencer : Thanks, I made it up just now.
Father Peter Westley : No, I was talking about the detective thing.
Shawn Spencer : Oh, that too.
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Shawn Spencer : But props to you for your performance as a a possessed girl. Linda Blair would be proud. Now you can do your best impression of her in Chained Heat.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : And...
Shawn Spencer : Red Heat!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Right!
Shawn Spencer : Two prison movies!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Right!