Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

Mind's Eye (2009)

Ray Romano: Joe Tranelli

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• Joe Tranelli : [playing a game with his employees]  You're on a cold streak, man.

  DaShaun : Ah, these new balloons suck.

  Joe Tranelli : You can't beat me at this. No way.

  DaShaun : Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Joe Tranelli : I'll tell you what. You hit it before I do, you don't have to sweep the store for a week.

  DaShaun : That sounds like a bet to me, Mr. T.

  Carlos : Me, too. No sweep.

  Joe Tranelli : Okay. I dont know why I make that bet. There's nothing in it for me.

• Joe Tranelli : Watch the mind's-eye master. Here we go. Line it up. All right.

  [imagining it in his mind's eye, he lets his balloon go, and it hits the target] 

  Joe Tranelli : Whoo!

  DaShaun : You got to be kidding me!

  Joe Tranelli : Grab a broom, guys!

  [leaving with Albert] 

  Joe Tranelli : See that?

  Albert : Jeez. How'd you do that? Jeez.

  Carlos : [as stunned as DaShaun]  That was bullshit.