Psych (TV Series)
Bollywood Homicide (2009)
Rachael Leigh Cook: Abigail Lytar
Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : [re: the spicy food] Really, you're just fine?
Abigail Lytar : I taught English to children in Mumbai for a month. This is very authentic. What's the matter, Shawn, you don't like it?
Shawn Spencer : No, no, I think I like it too much. It's so authentic.
[Crying slightly from the spice. To Gus]
Shawn Spencer : Dude, I can't see anything out of my left eye.
Burton Guster : I see dead people.
Shawn Spencer : [Both drink some water] My god, even the water's spicy.
Burton Guster : Who does that?
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Abigail Lytar : Well, color me impressed.
Shawn Spencer : I'd rather color you with a variety of edible body paints.
Abigail Lytar : Duly noted.
Shawn Spencer : Besides, it wasn't that impressive. I solve a case every week and usually one around Christmas.
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Carlton Lassiter : I'm really sorry, Spencer, I can't play with you today. I'm about to go solve another case and do it in record time.
[to Abigail]
Carlton Lassiter : Hello.
Shawn Spencer : It is at this point that I must decide which part of that very bold statement to riff off of. Now, I can hone in on "another", which implies that he's solved more than one.
Abigail Lytar : That's pretty easy, though.
Shawn Spencer : Or I crack down on "record time" in posit that, for him, record time is, like, two and a half years.
Abigail Lytar : Good, not great.
Shawn Spencer : You drive a hard bargain.
Abigail Lytar : You love it.
Carlton Lassiter : I know! Why don't you go home and wait for me not to call you?
Shawn Spencer : He's just saying that so it'll be more dramatic later on when he has to ask for my help.
Abigail Lytar : More dramatic for who?
Shawn Spencer : I don't know.
[points to a random officer behind him]
Shawn Spencer : That guy, I guess.
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Carlton Lassiter : [after Shawn saves Juliet] What'd I miss?
Shawn Spencer : Not me getting slapped in the face.
Burton Guster : By a girl.
Abigail Lytar : Cause that didn't happen.
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Shawn Spencer : I got a wedding invitation from Raj and Mina.
Abigail Lytar : Yeah?
Shawn Spencer : Yeah. It feels good, you know, bringing people together, watching them sail off into the sunset, giving a good guy the ol' "Happily Ever After." I felt for Raj. End of the day, we had a great deal in common.
Abigail Lytar : You gonna go?
Shawn Spencer : Nah. I barely knew that dude.
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Abigail Lytar : So you came here to help Raj.
Shawn Spencer : Yes.
Abigail Lytar : And instead you got his brother arrested.
Shawn Spencer : That's correct.
Abigail Lytar : Business as usual?
Shawn Spencer : It's a process.