- Dr. Camille Saroyan: When do teenagers start having sex?
- Angela Montenegro: Hello!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: If they could, they'd start in the morning and go until they drop.
- Dr. Clark Edison: [after being told that he will have to go out of the lab again to search for missing bones, using a stereotypical 'slave' accent] Well, is it all right if I get a drink of water, boss? You know, uh, it's awful hot out there, and them tools is mighty heavy.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Completely missing the reference] Of course you can get water. Why are you talking like that?
- Dr. Clark Edison: Never mind. I'm going.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Michelle's, uh, family to me. I'm her number one uncle.
- Perry Wilson: Really? She - she didn't mention.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm also a trained sniper.
- Perry Wilson: Okay, wow. Oh...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Listen, Perry. All right. You're a red-blooded young man, and uh, Michelle's - she's an attractive young girl. So I assume that you uh...
- Perry Wilson: What? No! No. No!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Because Michelle deserves your respect, you understand?
- Perry Wilson: I do. I do respect her. We were just going to the movies tonight.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right. And if you behave anyway *less* that a gentlemen towards her, I'll find you. I think we understand each other, right?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hey, you're wearing your belt buckle again. "Cocky."
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah. Ever since the whole coma thing. I just kept staring at it, thinking to myself "Why would I wear something like this?"
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because you love it. You always have
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, that's what I landed on.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I like it. It's - Boothy.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan already requested that you suit up to supervise the FBI techs' retrieval of the remains at the train tracks.
- Dr. Clark Edison: Wait; Dr Brennan wants me to put on a jump suit and walk along a railroad track? Um-um, that is NOT a good look on a brother.
- Angela Montenegro: Hey listen, Cam. Every teenager goes through this. Think about what you went through.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Me? Oh god!
- [Cam start to run off]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Wh-What am I going to do?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Sweets is playing with Levi's stones] What are you doing?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Playing the theme to Titanic.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Even not hearing it, I hate that song.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Not the way I play it.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey Bones, um, you've met Perry. Michelle's boyfriend.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. Nice to see you again. I heard about Princeton, you have very bright future ahead of you.
- Perry Wilson: I hope so.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me too. Have fun tonight, huh?
- Joseph Beachy: That's kind of what Rumspringa's for, right? Cut loose, go a little crazy.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Get busted for smoking weed.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's supposed to be a time to contemplate your future faith.
- Joseph Beachy: Yeah, I was seeing how in the future, I wouldn't want to smoke weed.
- Michelle Welton: Did you talk to your dad about boys?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh God no. No. My mom told him to go bowling. She knew he'd have a meltdown. My dad still thinks I'm a - his little girl.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Referring to the Amish] That's crazy!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No more crazy than your religion.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ok, look, we reject Satan... They reject buttons.